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Jurassic Park Barbasol CryoCan 3mL Vial, Syringe & Alcohol Wipe Kit Storage Case

Jurassic Park Barbasol CryoCan 3mL Vial, Syringe & Alcohol Wipe Kit Storage Case

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Life finds a way, and so does your weekly injection routine. Meet the Massive Customs Jurassic Park Barbasol CryoCan, a fully functional 3mL vial storage case built for the entire GLP-1 kit. Disguised as the iconic Barbasol shaving cream can from the film, this discreet injection storage case hides four 3mL vials, four syringes, and four alcohol wipes inside one self-contained, screw-top package. Hold onto your butts.

Where the original CryoCan holds eight 10mL vials, this version is engineered around the Lilly Direct vial kit. The bottom tier seats four 3mL vials. Above them sits a threaded, wingnut-style pass-through that holds four syringes, and that same wingnut doubles as the cradle for four alcohol prep pads. The whole weekly injection kit, stacked into one can. We spared no expense.

To reach your vials: pull the syringes and wipes from their slots, unscrew the wingnut pass-through, and your tirzepatide vials are right there waiting. Reverse the order to load it back up. The entire internal base snap-fits into the bottom of the can, so your medication travels as one piece and nothing rattles loose in a bag, a purse, or the back of a fridge drawer. It is a Unix system. You know this one.

This 3mL vial organizer is sized specifically to the vials, syringes, and alcohol wipes that ship in the Lilly Direct vial kit, which makes it an ideal discreet medication storage case and refrigerator organizer for anyone on a weekly injection schedule. Zepbound, tirzepatide, peptide, and compounded 3mL vial users getting their kit straight from Lilly will feel right at home. It keeps the whole setup organized, portable, and a lot more fun to look at than a sandwich bag. Clever girl.

A Massive Customs original, 65 million years in the making (give or take). Designed, printed, and shipped from Michigan.

The fine print (we spared no expense on it):

This is a fan-made novelty item inspired by Jurassic Park. It is not affiliated with, licensed by, or endorsed by Universal Studios, Amblin Entertainment, or Barbasol / Perio Inc. "Jurassic Park" and "Barbasol" are the property of their respective owners. This is an original 3D-printed design, not a replica or reproduction of any official product.

This is a storage and organization case, not a medical device. It does not replace the original manufacturer packaging your medication ships in, and it is not designed to provide temperature control, sterility, or light protection. Always store and handle your medication, syringes, and supplies exactly as directed by the manufacturer and your healthcare provider. Keep medication and sharps out of reach of children and pets.

Vials, syringes, alcohol wipes, medication, and very tiny dinosaur embryos not included.

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