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The Original Massive Customs Emergency Pill Case Keychain - Compact Threaded Med Holder with Carabiner

The Original Massive Customs Emergency Pill Case Keychain - Compact Threaded Med Holder with Carabiner

Regular price $10.00 USD
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Your backup pills shouldn't live loose in a pocket or rattle around the bottom of a bag until they turn up covered in lint. The Massive Customs emergency pill case keychain is a compact, threaded capsule with a carabiner clip that keeps a few backup doses, allergy pills, pain relievers, or daily vitamins exactly where you need them. It clips to your keys, your bag, or your belt loop, it screws shut, and it's tougher than a sandwich bag.

The short version

Threaded

Screw-on capsule that stays shut

Carabiner

Clips to keys, a bag, or a belt loop

14 colors

Plus Random, a single color of our choosing

Why this beats a loose pill in your pocket

  • Always on you. Clip it to your keys and it goes everywhere your keys go, which is everywhere.
  • Stays shut. The threaded capsule screws closed, so nothing spills into the abyss of your bag.
  • Easy to spot. Embossed EMERGENCY text on the capsule, so it's obvious what it is when it counts.
  • Compact. Sized for a few pills or capsules, small enough that you'll forget it's there until you need it.
  • Built to last. Rigid plant-based bioplastic that holds up to life on a keyring.
  • Made here. Designed, printed, and shipped from Michigan.

Who it's for

Anyone who carries a just-in-case dose, from hikers and travelers to commuters and parents packing the day bag. It's a handy stocking stuffer, too.

Quick answers

How much does it hold?

A few pills or capsules. It's built for short-term carry, not long-term storage. For a full week, see our weekly pill organizer.

Is it waterproof?

No. It's not airtight or waterproof, so keep it away from moisture and humidity. Keep it out of reach of children and pets, too.

How do I clean it?

Hand wash with cool water and mild dish soap. It's not dishwasher safe, and it shouldn't be left in a hot car or direct sunlight.

Storage accessory only. Not airtight, waterproof, temperature controlled, or child-resistant. Always store and handle your medication according to your healthcare provider's instructions and the manufacturer's directions. Massive Customs is not responsible for any damage, loss, injury, illness, improper storage, misuse, or any other outcome arising from the use or misuse of this product. Medication and pills not included.

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